Any industry, whether it be film, music, or gaming, is prone to leaks. Akin to a faulty faucet or an unsettled bladder, leaks usually have a prodigious impact on their respective industries. Remember the Sony leak with the James Franco weed requests? Or the Nvidia GeForce Now leak from yesteryear?
Well, I am here to inform you that Epic Games is caught in the middle of a nasty little leak; it’s of such magnitude that several gamers fainted, like I did when I met Ryan Gosling. I also peed a little, but don’t tell anyone, especially not Ryan. Lawdhammercy on that perfect manface…
Where was I? Oh! The leak!
Wccftech discovered the source of that dripping noise, and it definitely wasn’t Uncle Bob’s bladder on New Year’s Eve.
EpicDB, an unofficial, unrelated clone of SteamDB, had a nervous breakdown or something. And, thanks to Aunt Sandra’s tarot cards, a looky-loo (get it?) stumbled upon a treasure trove of upcoming Epic Games’ releases. MondoMega from ResetEra should be thanked for popping this planet-sized water balloon.
Update: Statement Issued by Epic Games (via PR Agency)
Epic Games has since taken swift action to address the leak. Their response reflects a determined effort to safeguard future releases and maintain the element of surprise for their loyal fanbase. It’s a clear message that, while leaks may happen, the company is committed to preserving.
We released an update tonight so third-party tools can’t surface any new unpublished product titles from the Epic Games Store catalog.
Epic Games
Mkay… This leak is so awkward, though – it reminds me of that time when I hit ‘reply all’ on an email meant for my cat.
Now I’m seriously considering using a Ouija board for communication; at least when it spells out ‘HELP’, it’s just the spirits being dramatic.
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